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Second Demotivational Poster


VEGETERIAN -


TAGS: second hand vegetarian meat on a plate
Rating: 4.73/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 20, 2013, 12:49 pm
Another joke for my list to tell certain ones I know, hehehe. 5 meat slabs.
SteveFurlong - June 29, 2012, 5:39 pm
People say I'm a misanthropist. Not at all. I'm a humanitarian.


MODEL CITIZEN - Respecting his neighbor's opinions.


TAGS: guns second amendment neighbors respect house sign arrow
Rating: 3.98/5

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thundal - September 5, 2011, 9:33 am
I'm all for gun control, but wouldn't better education be a stronger deterrent? Also, some people are shocked to find out I have a maglock instead of a doorknob... electricity's a better way to say no~
Derek's a Retard - November 2, 2009, 1:23 am
Oh here's goes the stupid liberal again. I've got a challenge for you, try sneaking into my house and getting my gun, just try.
Derek - October 27, 2009, 6:54 pm
Especially if they stole his guns
mmmBingSoo - October 27, 2009, 2:13 pm
hope someone robs this guys house just to do it for the lulz that would come of it
Chopperliscious - October 27, 2009, 9:34 am
Brilliant. 5.


THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM - But the second mouse gets the cheese ...




WHOEVER SAID -


TAGS: no second chance knife throw
Rating: 4.93/5

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Houseplant - January 29, 2012, 6:13 pm
Jack and Meg White of the "White Stripes". Great caption 5L
itsamario - January 29, 2012, 5:34 pm
never trust a knife thrower -_-
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 3:05 pm
with that kind of wind I wouldn't bet my life on the thr5wer :)


SECOND PLACE -




BREAKING UP - THINGS ARE CERTAINLY ABOUT TO.




GOOD LOOKING OUT! - Gun stores, liquor stores, shoe stores, and FUNERAL PARLORS, have always had our back!!




SECOND BEST -




THE SECOND COMING - "And what rough beast, its hour come 'round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?" - W. B. Yeats -




INNOVATION -


TAGS: otto liliental first flight wright bros kittyhawk second
Rating: 4.86/5

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hootizz - October 27, 2010, 4:04 am
'sniff sniff.., sob sob'.., it makes me proud to be a kiwi..., who said we couldn't fly.., thankyou agdaniele...
agdaniele - October 26, 2010, 12:00 am
I was hoping you'd appreciate this. Thank you, sir.
Derek - October 25, 2010, 4:24 pm
Oh yes! Well done.


EARTH'S NATURAL BEAUTY - HUMANS ARE A BLIGHT ON THE PLANET WE SCREW EVERYTHING UP ESPECIALLY EARTH'S BEAUTY


TAGS: not that i actually care one d*** bit about global warming or the d*** enviroment and al gore cun suck my woah sorry about that got carried away for a second
Rating: 4.44/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - April 22, 2010, 7:13 am
Hey, it's my hometown! We aren't called Smoggies for nothing.
agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:07 am
Until then, 5L
agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:07 am
We are the manufacturers of global environmental atrophy. All life forms will flourish in our self-induced demise.


OFFICE HARMONY - Some achieve it through through politeness, patience and a cooperative spirit. Some don't.


TAGS: bullets ammo rounds guns second ammendment
Rating: 4.43/5

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Jmac0585 - June 15, 2010, 9:05 am
A well-armed society is a polite and considerate society.
crankyhead - June 14, 2010, 9:08 pm
Firearms in the workplace... that must be part of that "realistic civilization" thingy you and I were discussing earlier. 5 Lions singing in harmony for you sir =)
Faceplant31 - June 14, 2010, 8:53 pm
Nice one Jmac!


FEAR AND DOUBT -


TAGS: men and strong women never hesitate samurais have but one second to act
Rating: 3.42/5

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Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 10:19 pm
Think that's more of a redneck proverb, lol. I got it from Red Green. jk
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 10:14 pm
LOL... not at all.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 10:13 pm
lol "What's right is right. Otherwise, it would be wrong and that ain't right."
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:52 pm
Kratos? Revenge? We've got one for that, too... it falls under "what's right is right"
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:47 pm
ITalian guys.... it's all about justifying everything you do with basically flawed, but sound logic.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 9:43 pm
That's a good rule...almost impossible not to follow it, unless you go the way of Kratos and off some gods.
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:38 pm
Sorta like the italian way.... I never killed nobody who wasn't gonna die anyway.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 9:37 pm
Warriors have their own code of zen...you just have to kill people in a very civil way. lol
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:34 pm
Oh yeah.... very Zen.
sickartist - January 3, 2010, 9:03 pm
Nice one 5L


I MAY NOT BE PERFECT - But she'll enjoy all 25 seconds! Or, at least I will. And that's all that matters.


TAGS: i may not be prefect 25 seconds jack daniels
Rating: 2.53/5

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SteveAlvey - July 23, 2009, 3:49 pm
I think she wants some whiskey dic!!! If that's the case she's lookin at an hour. She won't **** right for a week!!!
Douche Bagalow - April 2, 2009, 10:17 am
EPIC t***, a beautiful smile, and a fifth of Jack? That's it! I'm officially single now!
Teddyharvester - January 6, 2009, 6:23 am
Hell, after that bottle of Jack - why not.
Joey Eagleton - December 11, 2008, 11:17 pm
I'm sorry to hear you can only last 25 seconds.


PEDESTALS -


TAGS: laterally works for three seconds
Rating: 4.79/5

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foresti - December 14, 2010, 6:51 pm
this scared goat is looking out for hammy...
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2010, 10:34 am
excellent!! 5L, quickly followed by, 43756


COURTING - "Wait'll I tell the guys about this chick! She's REALLY into me...I mean, this is only our first date and she's already giving me a hickey!"


TAGS: march challenge courting there will be no second date
Rating: 4.49/5

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spacedog - March 1, 2010, 5:40 pm
Heh, that hurts more than it tickles. Beauty LD.


PERSPECTIVE - Eight seconds can feel like an eternity if your the one on the bull.




PROTESTS IN IRAN - If private ownership of firearms was legal there, do you think the police would be shooting into the crowds? (hint: the answer is NO)


TAGS: iranian 2nd ammendment second gun handgun
Rating: 3.63/5

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lgvernon - September 29, 2013, 4:03 pm

Comments on this thread are now closed. Please do not make any further comments. Thank you for your cooperation.
Kracujevac - September 29, 2013, 8:54 am
Probably made by an american retard who knows nothing about gun ownership in Iran and doesn't realize that you don't take guns to protests as it results in chaos and perhaps civilwar. They're educated people not dumb a** american hillbillies like yourself
computerethics - June 27, 2010, 6:43 pm
Iranian civilians are permitted to own handgun. It's constitutional there. Google Iran Constitution.
fred - November 20, 2009, 4:15 pm
The US is famous for shooting their own protesters morons.
Derek - August 30, 2009, 5:04 am
Quite right, the army would be shooting into the crowd.
Haarakkon - June 24, 2009, 10:56 pm
There's a flick that needs a cult following.
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 10:53 pm
This was the best scene in "Streets of Fire"
Sean - June 24, 2009, 9:39 pm
Tin soldiers and Nixon's coming. We're finally on our own ... four dead in OHIO.
FTACHASER357 - June 24, 2009, 7:17 pm
This WILL be happening HERE in the US, this summer. Just wait and see. The LA riots were NOTHING in compared to what is about to happen.
Jmac0585 - June 24, 2009, 6:47 pm
That is why this won't happen in America... for awhile.


MISTAKES -




"FINAL" FANTASY - If they call it that, why do they keep on making more?


TAGS: final fantasy second attempt zapper
Rating: 3/5

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Zapper - February 2, 2012, 8:16 am
True, but then they went on to make XIII-2.
Zapper - February 2, 2012, 8:15 am
I know. It's just a joke.
himitsutokumei - February 2, 2012, 1:33 am
Actually, I researched that my senior hear in high school. They were starting to go out of business, so it was going to be one of the final game they made. It sold so well that they started making more.
Anonymous2 - December 4, 2010, 11:42 pm
Because until they made X-2, not a single one was a sequel.


CHICKS IN SECOND LIFE - Not quite what you expected


TAGS: second death chicken
Rating: 1.43/5


headquarters for moderators -


TAGS: second floor offices
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - October 1, 2013, 5:18 pm

Well...somebody's gotta watch me!
ughomer - October 1, 2013, 5:13 pm
Yeah, and your office suite is right next to Mr. Moti!! How lucky is that??
lgvernon - October 1, 2013, 4:20 pm

Thank goodness for an escalator. Working my poor liddle finners to the bone for you people leaves me scant energy for climbing stairs. (High-pitched whine fades as she travels aloft.)
ughomer - October 1, 2013, 3:15 pm
Silverheart ~ did you notice the spelling of "floor" at the top of the suite listings for floor #2?
Silverheart - October 1, 2013, 1:03 pm

AnimeOtakus in the penthouse suite!


I wonder about Gutenberg -




STRIKE TWO -




OhNoSecond -


TAGS: second tent man lion camera
Rating: 4.4/5

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Oldsod - March 22, 2014, 10:53 pm
Yep...done that a couple of times. Fortunately, never with a lion.


COURTESY -




SPLIT SECOND - The instance you realize that your toddler has mastered below the belt boxing.


TAGS: split second toddler defensive impact
Rating: 4.33/5

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MissPriss - December 16, 2012, 1:12 pm
Especially if it's at the diningtable when the inlaws are over for dinner!


BETWEEN THE RESURRECTION AND THE SECOND COMING . . . - . . . Jesus used his carpentry skills to make some extra coin


TAGS: wood carpentry car jesus resurrection second coming coin skill
Rating: 3.89/5

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R.S.Jake - February 18, 2010, 1:35 pm
That may be true, it says "woodshop 3 years" under his Senior Yearbook ph**o.
Treehodger - February 18, 2010, 1:23 pm
Funny bit of information. Did you know that the Bible says Jesus work with his hands. This does not actually mean a carpenter. Based on newfound evidence of his old hometown, it was more likely he was a mason or farmer. Still, love the poster!


SPLIT SECOND - On certain nights the Moon seems to be within your grasp


TAGS: split second moon bad sight
Rating: 3.86/5

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panic8 - November 5, 2010, 3:12 pm
It seems that the daily chat with cam girls from Russia made me sloppy... "You clothes off quick!"
Faceplant31 - November 5, 2010, 1:57 pm
You can always PM a reg or a mod to get your stuff proof read before you submit and get rejected panic.
panic8 - November 5, 2010, 1:37 pm
I'll try my best, but I need an update in English first... itsa baaad so me got rejected for spelling/gramma too often!
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 12:48 pm
Well played. More of this, less of everything else.


THERE ARE TIMES WHEN FINISHING SECOND . . . - . . . is not an option.




APPEARANCES -


TAGS: do over done with correction to second line
Rating: 3.29/5

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agdaniele - October 11, 2009, 9:32 pm
Perfect.


INVESTORS - Waiting for their bubble to burst.




SECOND CHANCE -


TAGS: cod4 cod5 last stand second chance
Rating: 2.38/5

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Ex3 - June 7, 2009, 4:36 am
@fatty Its a COD4-5 joke
Truuk - May 30, 2009, 8:19 pm
France during the Second World War, it wasn't safe!
Fatty - January 19, 2009, 1:11 pm
Is that like, come and put you in a safe? Or maybe come and put the safety on your gun? I don't get it?


THOMAS JEFFERSON - Bukake target for gun nuts.


TAGS: oh the second amendment oh oh oh oh i better wipe that off
Rating: 2.15/5

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Verrater - February 18, 2011, 10:40 pm
TJ was a gun nut you moron and so am i. :) "One loves to possess arms, though they hope never to have occasion for them." --- Thomas Jefferson to George Washington, 1796. The Writings of Thomas Jefferson, (Memorial Edition) Lipscomb and Bergh, editors.
whatukno - June 13, 2010, 1:32 am
dunno, do you fap to a picture of Thomas Jefferson when you conceal your firearm?
MadTarnsman - June 12, 2010, 9:08 pm
It's "bukkake" and I guess a concealed carry permit makes me a gun nut??


degrees of murder -




Legends Live Forever -


TAGS: lane frost bullriding legend 8 seconds
Rating: 4.82/5

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Thedge - November 7, 2014, 2:49 pm
Understood the risk, did it anyway I would think. More accurately, know fear?
lgvernon - November 7, 2014, 1:42 am

I was there that day and watched it happen.
Bandit5906 - November 6, 2014, 11:30 pm
26 yo and gone in a flash. No fear!
Thedge - November 6, 2014, 5:51 pm
Bullriders. That is a special kind of person, for certain. 5


SECOND LINE -


TAGS: new orleans second line parade
Rating: 4.5/5

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mizzdizz - May 30, 2015, 6:42 am
come outa the closet, Cloudy!
Cloudy - May 30, 2015, 3:54 am
If that is so, there should be furries in that ph**o


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